It’s possible that you’re reading this because you pointed your phone at a QR code on the outside of my back yard shed, on the wall that faces Brian Way. And because you’re wondering “why does this guy have all these wires and poles all over?” So here we go. DX Commander Classic Let’s start… Continue reading Curious About The Wires And Poles
Category: Household
New Fear Unlocked
A wasp or hornet (I’m not good at identifying them, but it wasn’t a honey bee nor bumble bee, it was smooth, shiny, black & yellow & stingy) was clinging to the shorts. WHY it had crawled between shorts and underwear in the first place, I cannot begin to fathom. But in the cool, pre-dawn basement, it was nearly motionless.
Took the shorts over to the patio door, opened it, flicked ’em outside.
But this has now unlocked a new fear – of being stung in the balls.
How far into autumn/winter will it be before the risk of stingy fuckers hiding in my underwear basket has returned to effectively zero?
Eggs Faux-Benedict
Eggs Faux-Benedict: English Muffin Toasting Bread, toasted (of course). Buttered. Spread with Garden Veggie Cream Cheese (any variety you prefer, of course). Over Easy Fried Egg. Sprinkle of Slap Ya Mama. Sprinkle of Bac-o-bits.
OK, here comes a shitpost… Years ago, when my daughter’s boys (in their teens now) were toddlers and a bit thereafter, daughter’s family bought a house in Richfield, with the Southdale Public Library basically in their back yard. (We also lived in Richfield, so this was handy for baby-sitting.)
They went about remodeling the kitchen – themselves.
Then my idiot former son-in-law realized that cutting and installing the counter-tops was probably beyond his skills and tools. So he hired someone for that step of the process… ON CRAIGSLIST.
Goes out to the garage while the guy’s working, to find him cutting the big corner mitre cut using a jigsaw… a saw specifically designed to allow you to cut a non-straight line… a saw that sucks pucky balls at one specific thing: cutting a straight line. Fired him on the spot. But wound up with a horrible kitchen counter anyway.
I like to think that guy eventually did get better tools and better skills, but nevertheless never really grasped the goal, the vision, the reason we do things the way we do them.
What made this story pop into my head? Well I’ll show you.











Conflicting Factors Influencing My Brain Stem
…and how they present challenges to restful sleep. While we’re at it, I’ll talk about an iOS App that I think should exist, but I have not yet found. My wife and I both snore. In my case, it’s severe Sleep Apnea for which I wear a CPAP, but that doesn’t guarantee that I’m 100%… Continue reading Conflicting Factors Influencing My Brain Stem
Moved The Tune-A-Tenna
I had a few problems with the initial location where I’d put the Tune-A-Tenna. Due to surrounding structures, etc., I could only orient the legs E-W, which is the shorter dimension of my lot. Too close to my wife’s office, so QRO was out of the question (while she’s in there). Metal mast interacting with… Continue reading Moved The Tune-A-Tenna
Butt Blaster 2000
– blast butt more gently + blast butt harder Down Arrow move blaster further back Up Arrow move blaster further forward Buttons from the remote pictured above which are not mentioned on the chart below. Alright, so what do I think of the bioBidet Butt Blaster 2000? I’m sure I’d be thrilled if this was… Continue reading Butt Blaster 2000
Exfoliation For Men
When men get to a certain age – and when I say “certain,” I mean I have no idea what age, and it’s probably different for each fella – their heels start to crack. Especially in Winter, especially way the godforsaken-up-here in Minnesota. Sometimes it’s merely annoying. Like hearing Velcro sounds when merely walking barefoot… Continue reading Exfoliation For Men
What To Do For 160 Meters?
Even if I could put supports up high enough on the furthest four corners of my lot (and I don’t think I could), the entire perimeter of the lot does not amount to 160 meters, so there isn’t room for a full wave horizontal loop. If I simply used the furthest-out trees that are tall… Continue reading What To Do For 160 Meters?