Every time some dimwit says “noise cancelling” when their intent is to block other people’s voices, a cute little fluffy kitten goes deaf.
Category: Humor
Dunn Brothers Lorem Ipsum FAQ
On shop.dunnbrothers.com I went looking for help with pausing my subscription. Found the FAQ. It’s full of “Lorem ipsum” placeholder text!
Put Up QR Code Signs For Curious Neighbors
If they’re curious about the #Mammotion #Luba2 robotic mower slowly scooting across the lawn, I’d enthusiastically help some other overworked fella realize that the amount of time & effort saved by not needing to mow every weekend is absolutely worth a couple grand, easily.
Why You See Small Companies With No SSL On Their Website
Bluehost is cheap. That’s why I have this site hosted here. But this sort of shit is why IT folk gain a reputation for being dicks. Because all too often, they ARE.
New Fear Unlocked
A wasp or hornet (I’m not good at identifying them, but it wasn’t a honey bee nor bumble bee, it was smooth, shiny, black & yellow & stingy) was clinging to the shorts. WHY it had crawled between shorts and underwear in the first place, I cannot begin to fathom. But in the cool, pre-dawn basement, it was nearly motionless.
Took the shorts over to the patio door, opened it, flicked ’em outside.
But this has now unlocked a new fear – of being stung in the balls.
How far into autumn/winter will it be before the risk of stingy fuckers hiding in my underwear basket has returned to effectively zero?
Eggs Faux-Benedict
Eggs Faux-Benedict: English Muffin Toasting Bread, toasted (of course). Buttered. Spread with Garden Veggie Cream Cheese (any variety you prefer, of course). Over Easy Fried Egg. Sprinkle of Slap Ya Mama. Sprinkle of Bac-o-bits.
Bumped Into Siri Bug Or Easter Egg
We finished watching the last episode of season 3 of something from way back in the NTSC video standard days. We were curious how many more seasons there are. Are we half-way through? Wife: (long-presses some button on her phone) “Hey Siri, how many seasons are there of (show we were watching)?” Wife’s default-voiced Siri:… Continue reading Bumped Into Siri Bug Or Easter Egg
But Also Do Some Ham Radio As Long As I’m Out
Lost in the woods, I had already tried 146.52 from a couple of the hill tops. A local would be a better way to go, if possible. But honestly, knowing that the MMSN was still going to be out there for another six hours was all the reassurance I needed to stave off panic.
Rude Awakening
In the wee dark hours this morning, the recliner decided it’d had just about enough of my bullshit, and dumped me like Graham Norton’s Big Red Chair. And I didn’t even get to tell a story.
Sexism In The Age Of Cholera… or is it Covid?
Anytime I’m going to be within 10 feet of people other than my wife, I wear a 3m 8210 N95 mask. It has two real straps that go around my head, holding it tightly to my face all the way around. Does it mess up my hair? Sure. I don’t fucking care. I need to not get Covid-19, so STFU.